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Video: No Vegans Allowed
This motel decided to ban vegans and their mighty libido. A mockumentary commisioned by PETA.
Director: Rodrigo Valdes
Producer: Theo Brooks
Exec Producer: Eric Bonniot
Director of Photography: Arnau Valls
Written by Ricky Vior, Cora Pérez, Rodrigo Gonzalez
The Community Producer: Lucía Riquelme
Starring: Louise Houghton, Sara Spadecene, David Banks, Rory Keane, Trista Robinson, Rhonda Bankston, Alva Loomis, Dominique Williams
Running time: 2 minutes
Everything is better vegan, but the sex—oh, the sex—is like the vegan icing on a hot, steamy piece of thick cake. Nevertheless, vegans knocking boots may rub some the wrong way. In a new satirical video from creative ad agency the community, “journalist” Lina Rode finds out why a motel is taking action against vegans’ extracurricular activities.
It’s no secret that the cholesterol in meat, eggs, and dairy foods contributes to hardening of the arteries and can slow the flow of blood to all the body’s organs, not just the heart. Consuming animal-derived foods has also been conclusively linked to heart disease, strokes, diabetes, obesity, and cancer.
Vegans, on average, are thinner and healthier than their meat-eating counterparts. The Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics states that vegans have lower rates of obesity, diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, and cancer. And Harvard Medical School suggests that along with eating more fruits and vegetables, slimming down and keeping a healthy weight can also help curb erectile dysfunction.
Besides improving performance, going vegan improves one’s attractiveness as well. No one wants to snuggle up with someone who turns a blind eye to the daily suffering of the billions of sensitive cows, chickens, pigs, fish, and other animals who are raised and killed for food each year. Show that you’re passionate and compassionate by going vegan.
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My 97-year-old mother, who has a clear mind, and a good heart is a Vegetarian which is pretty much like a Vegan. On her birthday this year, while her Senior friends wore muted colors and soft pastels to her birthday party, my mom wore a very red satiny (kind of shiny) blouse. My mom likes to wear flattering colors like Turquoise, or a bright light blue or pink, then she throws a colorful silk scarf over them. What is felt on the inside is worn on the outside, right!
Right now, she’s having some carpentry workmen working in her house. At times she’s gone on and on about how handsome some of the men are. She’ll say, ” that man has such beautiful eyes, and his arms and his hair…!” There have been times when she has said, “if I were only younger.” Then there is the quality of her laughter, all of her soul and her endorphins move with great jubilation when she laughs. She really enjoys laughing; However, she hasn’t told a dirty joke in several months. Tonight, the information in this article and the video, brings to mind that I must ask her how she’s really doing, next time I speak to her.
But yes, this is great information. Why aren’t people lining up outside Natural Food Stores, as they did when buying weed?
I have always thought that being vegan or vegetarian gets humans to be what nature intended all of us to be. So, if all the people ate vegan what would we have? Perhaps we would have all these humans copulating all over the place, like the gorillas and monkeys I watch on videos. Our cities and communities would be designed differently, and our governments would have to pass laws so that we are given adequate on the job copulation breaks. I am kind of joking! But of course, there is always the good old Freudian Sublimation of Desire way, which is the channeling of “base” desires and impulses into more “elevated” pursuits. Do you remember the young Baby Boomer Slogan of the 1960’s and 70’s, ” MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!”
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What a wonderful response to the video, Luz! I like the idea of having copulation breaks at work. We get lunch breaks, so why not copulation breaks?
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Thank you, dear Michael,
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Thank YOU, Luz.
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Hilarious!
I may not be a handsome dude but people always think I am younger than my actual age (77). Go Vegans!
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I’m a fit vegan of 70, but I have the virility of a 69 year old.
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MIGHTY VEGANS!!!!!!!
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You’ll enjoy this!!!
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