Abby Zimet: U.S. Attorney In Charge of Trump Almost Shooting Is Haitian-American

Because things right about now can always get weirder, it turns out the Florida U.S. Attorney handling the case of the latest sick white guy inspired by hateful GOP lies about pet-eating Haitians to go hiding in the bushes to take down Trump with an AR-15 is one Markenzy Lapointe – the first Haitian-born American lawyer, and first black guy, to serve as a U.S. Attorney. We love the smell of irony and karma in the morning.

The alleged “assassination attempt,” though the perp didn’t fire any shots, took place at Trump’s West Palm Beach golf course a couple of days after both lying authoritarian scumbags on the GOP presidential ticket re-iterated their claims that “illegal aliens” from Haiti are eating cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio, which is def speaking truth to power and house-pets except it’s all racist fiction. The migrants are here legally, and no pets have been harmed or consumed in the making of this absurd campaign lie. 

That hasn’t stopped the two white boys with shit for brains from doubling down on what Vance already conceded on TV is a tall ugly tale, which has now seen Haitians being terrorized, schools receiving at least 33 bomb threats and Springfield officials having to evacuate schools, cancel “CultureFest” and close multiple city offices. After Vance admitted to “creating” his own furry lies, he tried also charging that immigrants are spreading HIV and TB too. Nope. More faux hillbilly lies – about his own constituents, yet.

#OHNoYouDont, said the Ohio-based Red, Wine, and Blue that’s organized against the hate and fear. They’ve now been joined by Lapointe, Haitian-born U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida and lead prosecutor of Ryan Wesley Routh, 58, charged with possession of a firearm as a convicted felon after a Secret Service guy spotted his gun in the bushes where he’d waited 12 hours to claim his 15 minutes of tawdry fame, hopefully taking a moment to thank Trump for revoking gun restrictions for people with mental illness. 

Lapointe, 55, was born in Port-au-Prince. He came to the U.S. as a 16-year-old who spoke no English with his mother, a street vendor with no formal education and four other kids; they all shared a cramped two-bedroom apartment in Liberty City. Lapointe worked through high school and skipped his graduation to begin boot camp after signing up for the Marines. A reservist, he was called up to serve in the Gulf War – “I felt a tremendous debt to America (as) an immigrant” – before earning finance and law degrees at Florida State.

Lapointe was nominated by Biden in 2022 and has worked with Jack Smith on the classified documents case; he calls his journey “surreal” and “blessed.” Trump might not agree on the blessed part, but he’s already fundraising on the latest alleged effort to get rid of him, charging, “There are people in this world who will do whatever it takes to stop us.” We can relate. For now, we can also savor the fact of a Haitian immigrant whose job is both to protect and prosecute him. One sage: “Sweet like justice, Karma is a queen.”

Abby Zimet has written CD’s Further column since 2008. A longtime, award-winning journalist, she moved to the Maine woods in the early 70s, where she spent a dozen years building a house, hauling water and writing before moving to Portland. Having come of political age during the Vietnam War, she has long been involved in women’s, labor, anti-war, social justice and refugee rights issues. 

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