Anonymous: I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

Some of the artists of the ’60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers:

1.Herman’s Hermits–Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker
2. The Bee Gees– How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
3. Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash
4. Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends
5. Roberta Flack — The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
6. Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now
7. Paul Simon — Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
8. Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
9. Marvin Gaye — Heard it Through the Grape Nuts
10. Procol Harem — A Whiter Shade of Hair
11. Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping
12. The Temptations– Papa’s got a Kidney Stone
13. Abba — Denture Queen
14. Tony Orlando– Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Falling
15. Helen Reddy — I am Woman, Hear Me Snore
16. Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again
17. Leslie Gore — It’s My Procedure and I’ll Cry if I Want To
18. Patrick Swaze — She Passes Wind

Happy New Year!

Submitted by Eva-Maria Simms