Author’s note: The idea behind the Trump diary poems is that T & his accomplices throw out so much garbage that it’s hard for people to remember it all. The poems are a kind of running record of his doings & effects that one can refer back to–and laugh at. I’ve been doing these daily. I’m enclosing as samples the most recent four.
Trump accuses Biden of "abandoning Pennsylvania" (B's family moved to Delaware when he was 10)
Less than 1 in 4 Americans want Roe overturned
Susan Collins "not sure why" there's a Republican religious war on women
"Susan Collins just voted to put another forced birther judge on an important court"
Trump lies that Green New Deal means buildings "with no windows"
5th migrant child dies after detention
back seats of Uber & Lyft cars: 35,000 times the germs of the average toilet seat
The name "Donald" now ranks #526, the lowest since records began in the 1880's
two daily kos comments: "Trump is closer to 300 than 200 lbs and also eats a diet of shit"; "Ronald McDonald may get the Medal of Freedom yet."
Tennessee GOP House Speaker forced to resign by Republicans after lewd and racist messages
On-line comment: "Republicanism must be a moral disease, so many men in this party are below scum level."
Two headlines by Andy Borowitz: "William Barr Reads Moby Dick, Finds No Evidence of Whales"; "Americans Fear that Former Trump Staffers Will Be Released into Their Cities"
Trump: "I DO NOT DO COVER-UP!" (like, for example, having a "fixer" give big checks to former "girlfriends")
"GOP LAWMAKER PUNCHED WIFE FOR NOT UNDRESSING FAST ENOUGH BEFORE SEX"
Pelosi asks Trump family/staff to stage intervention for him "for good of the country"
Trump says he won't do nation's business if House investigates him
videos of Pelosi doctored so she appears drunk-- appear on social networks
Trump defends his mental fitness, calls self "EXTREMELY STABLE GENIUS"
Trump trashes Rex Tillerson (for saying Putin outfoxed him) says he's "dumb as a rock"
Dow Jones Industrial Average down 286 pts.
Owner of Noah's Ark replica in Kentucky sues insurers for refusing to cover rain damage.
Trump rolls back healthcare for transgendered and women.
Samantha Bee: "As Elizabeth Warren put it. . . Fox News is a 'not-for-profit racket' which, in all fairness would make it the first profitable racket Donald Trump has ever been involved in"
Trump considers pardons for convicted American war criminals.
Wall Street Journal: Trump: $16 billion for farmers as soybeans, corn and sorghum fall to 10-year lows after Trump tariffs