David Huddle: Sex Sentence
I opine most women feel
vaguely erotic almost
all the time whereas men
sporadically feel
specifically erotic
when stimulated by certain
visual phenomena
knowingly or unknowingly
created out of the vaguely
erotic (and often witty)
ladies’ fashion impulses
into which I dare not delve
for fear of pissing off some
dear friends but generally
related to the subtly
revealed in juxtaposition
with the enticingly
concealed, so that in ideal
circumstances a vaguely
erotic aura engages
a specifically erotic
potential thereby
producing a sexual
combustion wished for by both
parties, though mathematically
speaking the ignition
occurs randomly more
often than by design, thus
resulting in awkward, sad,
idiotic, bizarre, unpleasant,
sometimes even felonious
behavior, the possibility
of which so discourages
women they seek the company
of other women so that
the vaguely erotic may
be safely manifested
in conversation and so
frightens men they go back
to Manland where they hang out
with their brothers & concoct
fabulous narratives
of their specifically
erotic adventures
& astonishing triumphs.
Copyright 2018 David Huddle
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