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Video: Operatico Politico — Keep Your Ding Dong In Your Pants

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Some really good advice…in Carol format.

SING ALONG!

Keep your Ding Dong in your pants,
And don’t say nasty phrases.
To yourself, please keep your hands.
We should not have to say this!
If you don’t, Glooooria Allred will see your butt in a courtroom!

Don’t say words like ‘slut’ and ‘ho.’
At work or any setting.
Yes means yes and no means no!
This clearly need restating.

It’s that hard:
Don’t grab without consent.
Don’t show your ‘little friend’
to someone who’s not asked.
It’s not a tiresome task
to be a decent person,
and not be a sex monster!

And if you’ve broken the rules,
assaulting and harassing.
It’s now time to pay your dues
For unwanted ass-grabbing.

The times have changed,
And you should be ashamed,
if you’re a man in power,
who’s acted like Matt Lauer,
Or Weinstein or Roy Moore,
or like the current President.
Your past is going to haunt you!

It’s not that hard:
Don’t kiss without consent.
Don’t show your ‘little friend’
to someone who’s not asked.
It’s not a tiresome task,
to be a decent person,
and not be a sex monster!


Singers:
https://www.facebook.com/rebeccanelse… (1st and 3rd singer)
https://www.facebook.com/ericstokloss… (2nd singer)

If you would like to contribute towards the production of this and our future newscasts, please visit:
https://www.patreon.com/operaticopoli…
or https://www.paypal.me/OperaticoPolitico for one time donations

Special thanks to SNL and Adam Sandler’s “Operaman”!

This work is a political, critical parody, and therefore protected under the fair use clause of the copyright act section 107.
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