Michael Simms: Top 10 best really terrific things about Trump becoming President
- Most of us didn’t vote for him, so we can always claim that he’s not our fault.
- Putin and the Russians like him. They really really like him. (What’s with that?)
- He makes the rest of the world feel their leaders are not that bad.
- He doesn’t understand how government works, so maybe he can’t screw things up too badly.
- He’s seventy years old, so maybe he’ll forget where he put the nuclear codes.
- He’s not very bright, so maybe Angela Merkel can run things when he’s not watching.
- Melania looks better in a bikini than Bess Truman.
- Melania doesn’t want to be co-president, she just wants to put on something skimpy and look all pouty mouth for the camera.
- He’s already detested by the press, so there’s nowhere to go but up.
- Elizabeth Warren can kick his ass, so he might get beat up by a girl.
10 ½. He’s not the horniest president we’ve ever had.
Copyright 2016 Michael Simms
Donald Trump telling neighborhood kids to get off the White House lawn.