Doug Anderson: Rood Shadow
They get Jesus
in a back room
at the country club,
tell him,
Let’s get you some
new clothes
and could you
step over there
and wash your feet?
Maybe we can
get you a pedicure
See
we want you
to be able to walk into
our churches
without
upsetting everybody
all dressed up and perfumed
we want you to fit in,
grace the board meeting
once in a while
and we want you to look good on TV
(Got to do something
about that hair)
so when you tell
all those liberal pervs
to straighten up
or Hell’s a-waitin’
we want you to have AUTHORITY
and we want to
market a version of you
for the rednecks
that shoots lightning
out your fingertips
at homos and these bitches
who want
ownership of their own
pussies,
because we need the votes,
see,
we want Heaven on Earth
and botox too,
we want the eternal Barbies
of the ass-fuck-cum-in-the-face,
we want the holy star
of the Mercedes
hood ornament
to rise on Christmas
above the Temple of Mammon,
and don’t get any ideas
about fishes and loaves
or kicking the money lenders
out of the Temple, cause,
well, you know
we’ve got the nails
we’ve got the tree.
— by Doug Anderson writing for Vox Populi
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